1)Thou shall not stand with your arms crossed near the dance floor looking extremely bored. If you want to impress a girl, even if you’re not a pro dancer, look interested. Do not look like you want to run out.

2)Thou shall not wear sunglasses inside the club. If you are not Pitbull, you should not wear them, thinking you look cool or attractive. You don’t. There is no point in hiding your eyes underneath the disco ball. If you need to cover that much of your face, you’ll be okay…as long as the lights stay off.

3)Thou shall not attempt the chicken dance or the macarana or any other joking dance just because you cannot dance to the song that the DJ is actually playing. It isn’t funny and does not make you look attractive. Save those dances for the weddings.

4)Thou shall not let a girl’s hand go while you wipe away sweat with your hand. I’m pretty sure she will understand that after dancing for a while, you will sweat. It’s normal; you’re a guy, but wiping away sweat from your forehead every minute is just disturbing. This is when the girl will say, “I’ll be right back.” She’s never going to come back.

5)Thou shall not get too into it. By this I mean do not get too dirty on the dance floor. Dancing does not necessarily mean you have to dance inappropriately, like juking for example. Dance with your own style, your own way, but not the wrong way.

6)Thou shall not show off dance moves you’ve been working on for weeks. Do not make people gather around in a circle to show them what you got. People just want to dance not see a show. Come on now, the farthest you will go with that are dislikes on Facebook.

7)Thou shall not sing along while dancing. Please gentlemen, leave the “ DJ Got Us Falling In Love Again” and “Party Rock” at home please. Girls want to dance with you, not hear you sing. You may not be an American Idol singer, so do not try it. It’s not karaoke night.

8)Thou shall not go out dancing looking like you just came back from the gym lifting weights. Look fancy, attractive, catch a girl’s eye.

9)Thou shall not ask the DJ to switch the music. That’s the last thing you should possibly do. If you feel like you cannot get down to the music that is being played, just find a way.

10)Thou shall not be jealous of your friend dancing with another girl. Do not pull him away. It’s wrong, and you would not want that to be done to you.